koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.
dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned
87isgod:

OMG I SO WANT THIS SHIRT. HOLY F

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*