derryderrydown:

[x]

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

tavr0ss: what does puta mean?

mademoiselleeli:

therealfeedback:

booker-real-dewitt:

brobdingnagian-fuckup:

so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses

image

and

image

i

image

am

image

in

image

fucking

imagetearsimage

like these are so accurate

image

tooimage

accurate

image

andimagenot imageevenimagean

image

exaggeration

image

about image

howimage

we see ourselvesimage

image

imageimageimage

image

image

imageimage

America has 365…I laughed to hard!

Go back to Canada, Iowa.

I never laughed so much at a post. I’M DYING.

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

another hockey joke

bruinsstrong:

savedbyprice:

Why don’t the Bruins drink tea?

Because Montreal and the Red Wings have all the cups. 

How does a Habs fan change a light bulb?

They don’t. They just talk about how good the old one was.