peeksandtoews:

Jonny on receiving the belt

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

"The Man, The Myth, The Mullet"
- Liam McHugh, NBCSN (via raskbutt)

ofanindigomind:

THAT is an hourglass.


now this is the law of the jungle — as old and as true as the sky; and the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.

as the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the law runneth forward and back — for the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.

— Rudyard Kipling [x]

This mirror is dirty but I also look dirty today.


so-hockey-eh:

This moment alone was worth staying up for

doglets:

“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents


crosnealkin:

Ryan Getzlaf after taking a Tyler Seguin shot to the face

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math